Things my kids would know if they loved me
My first act of charity: 1966. Collecting baby clothes for Vietnamese orphans. I had an affair with an LAPD cop. 1991 My grandma taught me how to read when I was 3. Cereal boxes. Lol By the time I was 9 I was reading college level books. I used to sneak out of the house & go to the library & read. Scott & Glenoaks. I was good at dodgeball & tetherball. My dad used to drive by Washington elementary & park & watch me play kickball at lunch. I used to solve my classmates' relationship problems in elementary school. WTF? Once a caretaker always a caretaker. I play a bit of sax, piano, & violin. I was a Girlscout, Brownie, & Cadet. And I had hella badges. I've always done crafts & cooking. Cops have always been in my life. I had a shitload of medical problens for as long as I remember. I was a pot dealer entrepeneur in highschool; hence my business degree. In 6th grade I wanted to either teach or be an x-ray tech My nickname in elementary school -...